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 I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
We all have that friend who says "I'll be there around 7", and then shows up around 9.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.